So here is my song pitch

To you CEO, bitch!

Put it on a playlist

And not on your grey list

Watch later on YouTube

Where I just bought fake views

"Payable when due

From streaming revenue"

And if I didn't love this so much

And if I was good at anything but

Doing this

I'd just quit

Doing it

Not allowed to play live shows

Due to that virus

As all seats are taken

On every plane to Spain

"Can you make a living

From strumming and singing?"

What do you want me to say now?

I'm glad that you came out

And if I didn't love you so much

And if I was good at anything but

Being kind

And polite

So here is my song pitch

To you CEO, bitch!

Put it on a playlist

And not on your grey list

Can you make a living

From others' singing?

Well, I'm sure you can do

But does it satisfy you?