Lyricist : Anthony Newley/Leslie Bricusse

Composer : Anthony Newley/Leslie Bricusse

Oompa loompa doompety doo

I've got a little bonus for you

Sit back down and stay in your seat

For a last oompa-loomparous treat

Abacus Crunch returned to his home

Benz to her friends, Lottie Bell to her phones

Brave Larry made a triumphant comeback

One day, his ex wife saw the act

Laughed a lot and took him back

Oompa loompa doompety day

But what of Mrs. Scrubbit and Bleacher, you say?

Give me just a moment or two

And I'll oompa loompa show it to you

Uh, I do beg your pardon

What is wrong with this infernal machine?

I'll show it to you

There, much better