[ALL]

Bum bum bum bum...Bah!

[OJ]

Welcome to our brand new society! (Society!)

[SUITCASE]

We're all as happy as can be! (Can be!)

[CABBY]

United are we...In our cardinal values three... (Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum)

Yes,

[ALL]

Welcome to the OSC

[OJ]

You're probably wondering "What does OSC stand for?"

[SUITCASE]

OSC stands for the things that we stand for

[CABBY]

They're the three guiding principles that we strive to uphold in our community (Bum)

[ALL]

Bum bum

[OJ]

O is for "Order", I keep things organized! (Organized!)

[SUITCASE]

S is for "Safety", that way nobody dies! [Nobody dies!)

[CABBY]

And C is "Cooperation", not competition, that's the key! (That's the key!)

[ALL]

At the O (O, O, O) O, S (S, S, S) C!

Your total satisfaction is a guarantee!