Oh Western Union man

Send a telegram to my baby

Send a telegram send a telegram whoa

Send a telegram to my baby

This is what I want you to say

I want you to tell her that I'm all alone

I tried to call her on the phone

Tell her I'm in misery

And think she's avoiding me

And if the telegram don't do

Send a box of candy too

And maybe some flowers

Tell her that I missed her for hours and hours

Send a telegram send a telegram

Here to us

Send a telegram man to my baby

You hear what I say

Say Western Union man

Send a telegram oh

Send a telegram to my baby

Western Union man

Send a telegram oh

Send a telegram send a telegram

Send a telegram

Send a telegram Send a all to my baby

This is what I want you to do

Tell me now have you got a boy you can send

This is what I want him to do

I get on his bike right away

See if he can get my message through

Maybe tomorrow but mail it right away

I want the girl to know that I miss her

Something like yesterday

Send a telegram send a telegram man whoa

Send a telegram man to my baby

Do you hear what I say

Say Western Union man

Why don't you send a telegram

Oh send a telegram to my baby

Western Union man

Send a telegram Send a telegram

Send a telegram man whoa

Send a telegram Send a all to my baby

Do you what I want to say

Tell i lover lover

Tell i what i need you

Western Union man

Send a telegram oh

Send a telegram to my baby

What Western Union man

Send a telegram oh

Send a telegram send a telegram man whoa

Send a telegram Send a all to my baby

Do you hear what I say

Send Western Union man

Send a telegram oh

Send a telegram to my baby

Hey Western Union man

Send a telegram

Send a telegram send a telegram whoa

Send a telegram Send a all to my baby

Do you hear what I say