Well momma was exhausted after she had me

It took two nurses to hold me one nurse to slap me

Doctor turned to momma and shook his head

Whiped the sweat off his brow and then he said

This boy is way off the charts as far as I can tell

Ooo bpppp momma he's a double xl

By second grade I was 5 2

By fifth grade I was wearing a size 12 shoe

In eighth grade I was shopping at the big and tall

And the coaches had me playing high school football

Uncle roy said boy you'll make the nfl

Ooo bbppp son you're a double xl

Double xl double xl

Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell

Double xl double xl

I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held

Ooo bbbppp baby I'm a double xl

Here we go

Country cuties in texas

String bikinis in florida

Barbie dolls driving lexus out in california

A skinny little pretty boy aint what they wanna hold

They want a real man with meat on his bones

I'll yank their yankees ring their southern belles

They say ooo bbbppp we love a double xl

Double xl double xl

Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell

Double xl double xl

I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held

Ooo bppp baby I'm a double xl

Well double xl double xl

Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell

Double xl double xl

I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held

Ooo bppp baby I'm a double xl

Well if you have any doubts

You can see for yourself

Why all the girls love a double xl

Ooo bppp yeah I'm a double xl

Yeaaah

Oh boy

Triple xl too