I took him for someone

To be my lover

Twenty four hours a day

Hey hey hey

I gave you good love

Kissin' every hour

With a love break every day

I'll put an ad the paper

That we'll read big as rain

Wanted lover no experience necessary

I will train him

Surely train him

He's got to be a real man

To qualify for this job

I'm gonna take a firm stand

He's got to love me

Long and hard

Wanted lover no experience necessary

I will train him surely train him

I've got everything we need to work with

To ensure a smooth operation

Hey hey hey

There's no finer job he can get

And he don't need an application

I'll put an ad the paper

That we'll read big as rain

Wanted lover no experience necessary

I will train him

Surely train him