You have any kids?

Yes, I have one daughter, how 'bout you?

How many baby daddies do you have

If you don't mind me asking? (Ellipsis)

I have one daughter (she has one daughter)

I understand, and is she by the same father?

(Is that daughter by the same father?)

I have one daughter

(Again, she only has one daughter)

I understand, and is she by the same father?

(This guy is good at math)

I don't understand

Ice-T, Kate Beckinsale

Recently my cousin

Katie Holmes, Amy Adams

Nick Cannon divided by seven

There's Dax and Kristen

The parents of Charlize Theron

What do all these people have in common?

They have one daughter (they have one daughter)

You understand, they're not all by the same father?

('Cause that would be literally insane)

Yeah, they have one daughter

(Oh yeah, they only have one daughter)

You understand, they're not all by the same father?

(Even Nick Cannon couldn't pull that one off)

Do you understand?

I think I'm getting it

Maybe I'm getting it

But could you explain it one more time?

I have one daughter (she has one daughter)

I understand, and is she by the same father?

(Is that daughter by the same father?)

I have one daughter

(Again, she only has one daughter?)

I understand, and is she by the same father?

(This guy is good at math)

I don't understand