Stay hydrated from a double shot

Get my nourishment from a punch in the gut

Never really felt i had the best o' luck

I got a big big mouth it just a won't shut up

Hop in the car turn the radio on

Out from the speakers a familiar song

Head down the road

And made it all the way home and left the tv on

But i'm gonna learn to fly an airplane

And it's gonna make my momma proud

I'm gonna get my dad to notice me

Even if i have to fly it into the ground

I know my day's a number but i'm bad at math

I got a d**k so hard that a cat can scratch

Made some bad decisions i shouldn't go back

I can't see hers just a not like that

You see i had this lovin' baby but i r her up

There's a little behind every grunt

All i know is that i made i shouldn't complain

Regrets tourette's i guess it's the same

But i'm gonna learn to fly an airplane

I'm gonna make my children proud

I'm gonna make their mom respect me

Like when i first showed up in town

Lended money coming in cause I got child support

To a family who don't want me but won't leave me alone

It's a terrible way to live but it ain't my choice

I signed away all of my earnings on a little invoice

I could be the hero on the evening news

Smilin' in the face on danger like there's nothing to lose

Takin' out terrorists before it self-detonates

Tell the kids stay in school and always get good grades

But I'm gonna learn to fly an airplane

And I'm gonna make my country proud

I'm gonna send this song to Nashville

And sell my soul to a whole new crowd