I am ready, as ready's anybody can be.

I am ready, ready's anybody can be.

I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me.

I got a axe-handled pistol on my graveyard

frame,

That shoot tombstone bullets, wearin balls

and chain,

I'm drinkin TNT, I'm smokin dynamite,

I hope some screwball start a fight.

Cause I'm ready, ready's anybody can be.

I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me.

All you pretty little chicks with your curly

hair,

I know you feel like I ain't no where,

Well, stop what you're doin, baby, come over

here,

I'll prove to you baby, that i ain't no

square.

Cause I'm ready, as ready's anybody can be.

I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me.

I been drinkin gin like never before,

I feel so good I want you to know.

One more drink, I wish you would,

I takes a whole lotta lovin to make me feel

good.

Cause I'm ready, as ready's anybody can be.

I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me.

I am ready, as ready's anybody can be.

I am ready, ready's anybody can be.

I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me.

I got a axe-handled pistol on my graveyard

frame,

That shoot tombstone bullets, wearin balls

and chain,

I'm drinkin TNT, I'm smokin dynamite,

I hope some screwball start a fight.

Cause I'm ready, ready's anybody can be.

I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me.

All you pretty little chicks with your curly

hair,

I know you feel like I ain't no where,

Well, stop what you're doin, baby, come over

here,

I'll prove to you baby, that i ain't no

square.

Cause I'm ready, as ready's anybody can be.

I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me.

I been drinkin gin like never before,

I feel so good I want you to know.

One more drink, I wish you would,

I takes a whole lotta lovin to make me feel

good.

Cause I'm ready, as ready's anybody can be.

I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me.