I am not Jasmine,

I am Aladdin

So far ahead, these bums is laggin'

See me in that new thing,

bums is gaggin'

I'm startin' to feel

like a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

I'm startin' to feel

like a dungeon dragon

Look at my show footage,

how these girls be spazzin'

So f k, I look like

gettin' back to a has been?

Yeah, I said it, has been

Hang it up, flatscreen

(Ha ha) Plasma

Hey, Nicki, hey Nicki, asthma

I got the pumps, it ain't got medicine

I got bars, sentencing

I'm a bad bitch, I'm a c t

And I'll kick that hoe, punt

Forced trauma, blunt

You play the back,

bitch, I'm in the front

You need a job, this ain't cuttin' it

Nicki Minaj

is who you ain't f kin' with

You little brag a lot, I

beat you with a pad a lock

I am a movie, camera block

You outta work, I know it's tough

But enough is enough

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Like a dungeon dragon,

like a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Like a dungeon dragon,

like a dungeon dragon

I ain't into S&M,

but my whip's off the chain

A little drop of candy paint

drips off the frame

Twisted ass mind,

got a pretzel for a brain

An eraser for a head,

f kin' pencil for a frame

You don't like it then peel off, b h

Every last woman on Earth I'll kill off,

and I still wouldn't f k you, s t

So wipe the smile on your grill off, I

swear to God I'll piss a Happy Meal off

Get the wheels turnin',

spin, and wheel off

Snap the a lel in half, bust the tie rod

Quit hollerin' "Why, God?"

He ain't got s t to do with it

Bygones'll never be bygones,

so won't be finished swallowin' my wad

I ain't finished blowin' it, nice bra

Hope it'll fit a tough titty, b h

Life's hard, I swear to God,

life is a dumb blonde white broad

With fake tits and a bad dye job

Who just spit in my f kin' face

and called me a f kin' tightwad

So finally I broke down

and bought her an iPod

And caught her stealin' my music, so

I tied her arms and legs to the bed

Set up the camera, pissed twice on her

Look, two pees and a tripod!

The moral to the story is,

life's treatin' you like dry sod

Kick it back in its face, my God

It's Shady and Nicki Minaj, you

might find the sight quite odd

But don't ask why, b h (Ask why not)

The wo world is my punchin' bag and

If I'm garbage,

you're a bunch of maggots

Make that face, go on,

scrunch it up at me

Show me the target so I

can lunge and attack it

Like a, raah, raah,

like a dungeon dragon

You fell off, off,

they musta bumped your wagon

You musta went off the back,

I'm 'bout to go off the deep end

I told you to stay in your lane,

you just choked in traffic

(I I I I Is) Is this the thanks

that I get for puttin' you bitches on?

Is it my fault that all

of you bitches gone?

Should've sent a thank you

note, you little ho

Now I'm a wrap your coffin with a bow

(Ni ni ni) "Nicki, she's just mad

'cause you took the spot"

Word, that b h mad

'cause I took the spot?

Well, bitch, if you ain't shittin',

then get off the pot

Got some niggas out in Brooklyn

that'll off your top

I I I hear them mumblin',

I hear the cacklin'

I got 'em scared, shook, panickin'

Overseas, church, Vatican

You at a stand, still, mannequin

You wanna sleep on me? Overnight?

I'm the motherf kin' boss, overwrite

And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike

Now all my niggas gettin' bucked,

overbite

I see them dusty ass Filas, Levi's

Raggedy ass, holes in your knee highs

I call the play, now do you see why?

These bitches callin' me Manning, Eli

(Manning, Eli!)

These bitches callin' me (Manning, Eli)

A a a a all you little faggots

can suck it

No homo, but I'm a stick it to 'em

like refrigerator magnets

And I'm crooked enough to make

straitjackets bend

Yeah, look who's back again, bitch,

keep actin' as if

You have the same passion that I have

Yeah, right, still hungry, my ass

You assdicks had gastric bypass

Ain't hot enough to

set fire to dry grass

And 'bout as violent as

hair on eyelids (Eyelash!)

Go take a flyin' leap of faith

off a f kin' balcony

'Fore I shove a falcon wing

up your fly ass

You know what time it is, so why ask?

When Shady and Nicki's worlds clash

It's (high class) meets (white trash)

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Like a dungeon dragon,

like a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Like a dungeon dragon,

like a dungeon dragon

Roman! Roman!

Stop it, stop it!

You've gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad!

You and this boy Slim Shady!

What's goin' on?

They'll lock you away!

They'll put you in a jail cell!

I promise!

Take your mother's warning, Roman

Please

Back to bed! Run along!

Let's go! Come on!

Wash your mouth out with soap, boys

(Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys...)