Is this somebody's stool?

Cause I need it!

What a fine looking fruit

Guess I'll eat it!

Were you using this pipe?

Well, it's mine now!

Will it bug you if I

Take your sign down?

I think I'll take

This rusty rake

And once I break your old broom

They'll both go into the lake!

It'd be a shame

If someone came

Along and threw off your aim

Hey, mate, it's only a game!

Look, here's the gist:

My evil list

Consists of ways to cause mayhem

And put pants in a twist!

The folks I've goosed

Have now deduced

That since they locked me away

The geese have come home to roost!

You'd better lock your gates and hide your lingerie

From your friendly bird of prey

Because the goose is loose and here for fowl play

I'm a goose on holiday!

Hey, that radio's nice

And I want it!

Lovely ribbon you've got

I'ma flaunt it!

This harmonica needs

Me to tune it!

That's a beautiful rose

Time to prune it!

Hear that crash?

It's your trash

Oh, I'll be back in a flash

To make you waste all your cash!

I'm in your hedge!

Got any veg?

You seem a little on edge

Don't hit your hand with your sledge!

Hey, here's a tip:

Try not to trip

Your shoes can go for a dip

All while I give you the slip!

I'm here to seize

Your ham and cheese

I may just get you all wet

And then escape with your keys!

I hope you come enjoy my manic matinee!

Starring me, your Bird of Prey!

That's right, the goose is loose and causing quite the fray

While I'm here on holiday!

Went to pour me a pint

But you stole it!

And my football's been knicked!

Where'd you roll it?

Half my garden is gone

Cause you plucked it!

And hit me straight on the head

With this bucket!

You can run!

You can hide!

But we'll be right on your tail

And we're all fit to be tied!

Yeah, you can honk!

And you can flap!

Well, I can eat you for lunch

For making off with me cap!

You broke my fence!

Ransacked the pub!

You trashed the TV boutique!

And left a hole in my shrub!

You smashed my vase!

Untied my shoes!

We've come to take back our stuff

And then get rid of this goose!

That's nice, but (So stay away!)

I'm not sure I (Go on! Be off with you, okay?)

Properly conveyed (We're very done with you today!)

I'm a bird, a (You've caused us all so much dismay!)

Bird of prey!

Too late (No poppycock! Back to your bay!)

The goose is loose (Do you hear anything we say?)

And likely here to stay (Enough of this absurd display!)

On extended (It's time to make the poultry pay!)

Holiday!