Lookie here
Listen up
I'm the one, oh!
[Alaska]
Hey girls my name's Alaska
I got a tiny little question to ask ya
Who's that b***h that's on the top?
Oh wait that's me, hey Porkchop!
You're born naked and the rest is drag
But your face just needs a paper bag
Gimme a challenge and I'll crush ya all
Changing the game like my name's RuPaul
Line em up, front to back
I'll send them bitches home like a heart attack
Mess with me and you wind up in a casket
I'm Dorothy you're Toto get in the basket!
I'll read you down, beneath the ground
Could you hold my purse while I snatch the crown
Legacy, remember my name
Cause you're gonna see me hanging in the hall of fame!
[RuPaul]
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
You've been read
I'm the one, one, one
I'm-I'm the one, one, one (one)
I'm the o-o-one, one, one
I'm-I'm the one
[Detox]
Detox coming at you with the slow verse
I'ma speed it up but had to shut it down first
Killin' bitches so hard need a pink hearse
I ain't sayin' I'm the best but I ain't the worst
You see me shinin', I'm tryin' to take this prime time
I see you whinin' and cryin' take that to Lifetime
So epic that it's poetic I spit it on a dime
On Reddit you look pathetic with that nursery rhyme
You can't stand me? I don't blame you
If Ru's number one, I'm number two
You disagree? Well that's on you
Eyes on the chalkboard, I'll spell it out for you
D to the E to the T to the O to the, hold up, X
Naomi Campbell lead these hoes to the crown, next!
[RuPaul]
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
You've been read
I'm the one, one, one
I'm, I'm the one, one, one (one)
I'm the o-o-one, one, one
I'm-I'm the one
[Katya]
Yekaterina, Petrovna, Zamolodchikova
But your dad just calls me Katya
I'm the bright red scare with the long blond hair
Always keep em coming back for more
You're a basic ass hoe and it's your time to go
So b***h let me show you the door!
Cause it's me who's getting laid, and I'm always getting paid
The only high class Russian w***e
I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress
That's a rash not a herpes sore!
Lenin in the streets, Dostoievski in the sheets
Baby, are you ready for this Cold War?
Katya
Zamo
Lodchikova
[RuPaul]
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
You've been read
I'm the one, one, one
I'm, I'm the one, one, one (one)
I'm the o-o-one, one, one
I'm-I'm the one
[Roxxxy]
I'm Roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to make it clear
I know you love me baby that's why you brought me here
Was a b***h on season five
I'm gonna make it right
Give me a sewing challenge and I'll give ya what ya like
I'm full of tricks baby, just like I'm Halloween
A room full of monsters and it makes me wanna scream
I have to get this right
So you don't waste your time
Not like my comedy, I'm killing on this rhyme
I'm gonna show you what I can do
You're going crazy and seeing too
It's not my fault you can't blame my game
On these other hoes, but they're all the same
[RuPaul]
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya
(Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya)
You've been read
I'm the one, one, one
I'm, I'm the one, one, one (one)
I'm the o-o-one, one, one
I'm-I'm the one
Wrote ya, wrote ya, told ya, now I-
Wrote ya, wrote ya, told ya, now I read ya, read ya
