Kate McKinnon/Nasim Pedrad/Vanessa Bayer ：
Back in town visiting my mom and dad
But that don't mean I don't wanna be bad
Say what's up to my cousins say what's up to my neighbors
Then take my man to my childhood bedroom
This is my old christening dress
And here's my stack of x files on VHS
Now we're gonna freak freak in my monkey sheets sheets
That I've had since I was a kid
Both ：
Let's do it in my twin bed twin bed
Not gonna like it like it
But it's the only option option
Where we can get it popping popping
Let's do it in my twin bed twin bed
Probably fall off it off it
But let's get wild wild
In a bed for a child child
Cecily Strong/Aidy Bryant ：
If you want an old cat to watch you bone
You're gonna wanna get down in my parents' home
It's lick its body body while you lick my body body
Then it'll throw up on your bags
Come on sexy boy gotta do this quick
While my folks are at the pharmacy my mom is sick
She's got a cough cough she got it from Jean Jean
And now it's a whole thing with Jean
Noël Wells/Beck Bennett ：
I'm glad you got to meet my uncle Ted
Now keep it down cause he's a sleep on my trundle bed
Hey don't mind me me we're family 'ly
Did you hear aunt Ruth is dead sad
Both ：
Let's do it on my twin bed twin bed
Even though aunt Ruth's dead Ruth's dead
Wish we had more room more room
But grandma got the guest room guest room
But we'll still get nasty nasty
Up against my trophies trophies
You're a certified hottie hottie
Like JTT
Jimmy Fallon ：
Girl you know I love you but let's be clear
I'm having lots of trouble getting horny here
I wanna get down and do my thing
But your childhood bed has antique springs
And I guess your mom don't know how to knock
Keep my foot on the door cause it doesn't lock
Can't fully undress case your parents come through
Just shirt no pants like Winnie the Pooh
And why am I even trying to get laid girl
Photo of you from seventh grade
Aidy Bryant ：
Let's take it back now y'all
Both ：
So we'll do it in my twin bed twin bed
Not gonna like it like it
But you can't be picky picky
When you're staying with your family family
Jimmy Fallon ：
Having s*x in a tiny twin bed y'all
Kate McKinnon ：
Happy holidays
Aidy Bryant ：
We out
