IF YOU'VE GOT ROMANCE ON YOUR MIND

IF YOU'D LIKE TO STROLL HAND IN HAND

IF YOU WANNA CUDDLE IN THE MOONLIGHT

AND WHISPER 'AIN'T LOVE GREAT'

IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO

BUY THAT SWEET TALK

THAT YOU GUYS LOVE TO SPOUT

BABY...COUNT ME OUT

IF YOU WANT TO DANCE CHEEK TO CHEEK

THEN GO HOME AND TALK ALL NIGHT LONG

IF YOU WANT TO SEND SOMEBODY FLOWERS

AND SHARE A STUPID SONG

IF YOU WANT A WOMAN WHO BELIEVES

THAT'S WHAT HER LIFE'S ALL ABOUT

BABY...COUNT ME OUT

I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE DONE THAT

IT'S NOWHERE, IT'S OLD HAT

FORGET THOSE THOUGHTS

YOU'RE THINKING MISTER

AND JUST REGARD ME AS YOUR SISTER

IF YOU WANT TO SEND VALENTINES

IF YOU WANT TO WRITE POETRY

HERE'S A LITTLE CHANGE, GO CALL

SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ME

IF YOU'VE GOT PLANS TO FALL IN

LOVE, WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT

BABY...COUNT ME OUT

THAT'S WHAT I SAID

I SAID BABY... COUNT ME OUT