My back porch is not a grand location

Than a lovely little spot

Where I might go vacation

It's just that it's

Never been noticed before

Washington decided to open the door

To all the trees within a hundred mile radius

They want us all to pray

And then they'll protect us

But make sure you wear

Your mask with a smiley face

Oh yeah man

I'm so glad that my Dandy's old

And I'm so glad he's past

The point of being told

To evacuate his house for

His old bodies safety

To the place he walked

On when he was a baby

Kept in a darkened room

With earthworms and big dirty mushrooms

Oh thanks for the death sentence man

Oh thank you Man

Thanks a lot Man

Somebody's been up there

Lining his pockets

While the poor folks bleed

From there eyeball sockets

Somewhere a Mama's boy

In a seersucker suit

Ate a buttermilk biscuit

And took the loot

Loaded up the Cadillac for a rendezvous

To the Gulf beach where

Everybody just shoots the moon

Oh you wish can't man

So i can't man

I guess you want to unwind man

So i can't man

Cause you know

You're the man