I'd never lie to you, there's no drums in this song
I'll spit my verses all in Spanish, I was born in Kansas
I'm the richest person on the planet
I would never get a tattoo
I'd never feed my daughter fast food
("Any sauces with that?" "Uh, can I get three barbecue?")
Bobby Flay never wrote a recipe
Michelle Obama won't stop s**g me
Fat people look awesome in Spandex
Nobody's ever got killed by Aaron Hernandez
2Pac's alive, Smurfs are black
Witches are real, the Earth is flat
X: that's the number five in Roman Numerals
My car has a retracting top, I'm always wearing matching socks
Janet Jackson's dead, but Michael Jackson's not
To take it further, there has never been a r**e or murder in the state of Florida
And my basement doesn't look like it's an episode of Hoarders
I have never seen Dora The Explorer
I got all the deaf people listening, Augusta is the capital of Michigan
But I would never lie to you
I would never lie, lie, lie
Betty White is not old, ice is not cold
And I would never lie, lie, lie (This is not the hook)
I never kill it in the booth, politicians tell the truth
And I would never lie, lie, lie
I've never watched p**n, the sun is not warm
And I would never lie, lie, lie
I'd never lie to you
Your wildest dreams are all easily attainable
And oil based infrastructure's endlessly sustainable
The people in charge are all anti-war
The economy's run by the disenfranchised poor
In high school the pants I wore were skin tight
A Mogwai is unaffected if you feed it after midnight
Not a single rhyme that I've written's ever been tight
I'm not a know-it-all, I always follow protocol
Never broke a law, last night I f**d Oprah raw
I don't enjoy red wine or cold Stella
Next year, I'm booked to headline at Coachella
I just paid off all my credit cards and student loans
Atop the Hollywood Hills, I own two big homes
Voting is important
It's really hard to find a s**b in Portland
I would never lie, lie, lie
Betty White is not old, ice is not cold
And I would never lie, lie, lie (This is not the hook)
I never kill it in the booth, politicians tell the truth
And I would never lie, lie, lie
I've never watched p**n, the sun is not warm
And I would never lie, lie, lie
I'd never lie to you
Bentley logos on my car's exterior
Honey Nut Cheerios, that is not a cereal
Unicorn skin is my coat's material
It's safe to be a gay Jew in Syria
My name is not Spose
I am not dope
My bedroom floor is not covered with clothes
Your YouTube comments might stop me
I don't like iced coffee
You know my abs are solid
I never skipped a class in college
I didn't drop out of college just to sign a record deal
Just to get dropped ten months later, I'm known for my sex appeal
I hate when they're paying me, I could never make a beat
Bill Cosby: he doesn't seem rapisty
I'm a six-foot-five girl clearly
The Cubs always win the World Series
I won't eat it if that's bacon, I'm into castration
I hate big kitties and ass shakin'
And when I'm late for my meeting and I get a speeding ticket
I'm always pumped like a gas station
My fans have never helped me
I've never took a selfie
Cigarettes are healthy
And you don't look like a d**k with your sunglasses on inside
I would never lie to you
I would never lie, lie, lie
Betty White is not old, ice is not cold
And I would never lie, lie, lie (This is not the hook)
I never kill it in the booth, politicians tell the truth
And I would never lie, lie, lie
I've never watched p**n, the sun is not warm
And I would never lie, lie, lie
I'd never lie to you
Shane Reis doesn't rap on this song
I give a f**k about a top ten, I'm not raw
These guys have a lot of fans and most of them are not friends
I'm public with my personal
It doesn't bother me when people rhyme "hearse" with "verse" and then act versatile
I don't like being topped off, I hate convertibles
I'm comfortable everywhere I go, I'm not nervous still
I hate painkillers, I buy 'em all the time cause I can afford 'em and take 'em daily
Cause I don't know what's important
I don't smoke too many cigarettes
I don't think about not smoking while smoking, and keep smoking
I don't love John Mayer
I care if you like what I like
And I know that life is beyond fair
Oh yeah
I don't feel like this is our year
I won't but they will like a [?]
I'm so lazy
I waited to grow up, I have zero babies
I took handouts all of my life, I'm so shady
I love drama
My in-laws aren't from Haiti
They aren't from Haiti
I never wanted it
I never believed that I was the best, even when all of these other people were flaunting
It
I go to dog parks with the leash on a leopard
It's not a guarantee putting me on the record
I never sat at Whole Foods while Sarah ate a salad
And I believe being profitable equals talent
I would never lie, lie, lie
Betty White is not old, ice is not cold
And I would never lie, lie, lie (This is not the hook)
I never kill it in the booth, politicians tell the truth
And I would never lie, lie, lie
I've never watched p**n, the sun is not warm
And I would never lie, lie, lie
I'd never lie to you
There's no guitar in this song
I've never put guitar in a song
Guitar's wack
Could you even imagine if I told you the truth?
Reality is gone, I'm just gonna front, I'm just gonna lie, lie, lie
Could you even imagine if I told you the truth?
Reality is gone, I'm just gonna front, I'm just gonna lie, lie, lie
The truth hurts
