Close your legs open your mind
Leave those compliments well behind
Dig a little deeper into yourself
And you may find
Come over here just sit right down
Neednt comb your hair neednt pout or frown
I hear youve turned our young men
Into dribbling clowns
36d so what ( d ) so what
Is that all that youve got
36d so what ( d ) so what
Is that all that youve got
Make their day and go ahead
Remove your clothes lie on their bed
Just a last gasp chance or an outside bet
To the easily led
And before you do just what you do
Here one thought for you to chew
The men who run the business that you sell
They screw you too
36d so what ( d ) so what
Is that all that youve got
36d so what ( d ) so what
Is that all that youve got
Youre just another 365 night stand
But youre so handy youre so handy
You cheapen and you nasty every woman in this land
But youre so handy youre so handy
Your pictures hanging pretty on the squaddies walls
Youre stevens andys youre ians youre pauls
Your bodys through of fondly in the rugby mauls
But you want more
Your name is always mentioned in the jokes we crack
You're coaching horses and wolf packs
Your clothes has turned the passive into maniacs
But you want more
36d so what ( d ) so what
Is that all that youve got
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