It was a dusty old night

And I'm the first to admit it

I'm sure I upset someone

But my memory has chosen to omit it

A tiny voice was telling me

I should cool it

Chewing my face off

Talking absolute rubbish

The first line hit me like a kick in the face

Thought I better have another just in case

Next thing I knew my heart was under attack

Bought a one way ticket to hell

And back

One Way Ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

I'm always trying to keep my vices under wraps

But a coach load of mutes

Would appear talkative chaps

They seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits

But my septum is in tatters

And I've still got the runs

Burn for a moment then you kick like a mule

Strangers would agree that it was rocket fuel

Several lines are chocking like a glorious game

Bought a one way ticket to hell

And back

One Way Ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell

Stick it up your nose Woohoo

Always cold repeating myself

Except I'm getting slightly louder

Pausing long enough to

Snort that white powder

Wheels steering off but I'm still on track

Bought a one way ticket to hell

And back

One way ticket to hell and back yeah)

Bought a one way ticket to hell

And back ooh yeah)

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell oh yeah)

One way ticket to hell and back woo )

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell