You suck so hard but you can still go far

Never was a confident girl

'Til I do the dancing 'front the bathroom mirror

Yelled to myself you look f**king fine

After a sip of Cognac or making eye contact

To people to a cat to a sofa yoga mat

Taking your breath away 'cause I'm out in a park

Everybody look at me when they do the squat

'Cause I look like a TVC when I eat Kit Kat

Do you do you do you do you speak Vietnamese

Hay là hay là 'em là má th ắ ng cu tí

You know you gotta' fake it 'til you make it

You don't have to be good

At what you do don't matter

You just need confidence

And the right squad to surround you

Make sure to get the singer and the guy yelling ho

Ooh legendary status like Socrates

Nobody sees your mediocrity

Guest artist number one

Just tryna' stretch this to be a three minute song

Contractual obligation

Then the label can pay the radio the play this

We pay them to keep us famous

This could be the worst verse

That you heard in your life

It don't matter my swagger distracts you

Then they'll get the chorus right yeah

I could rap about anything on the track

You won't even notice that

I'm describing a fungus on my back

Spreads so fast you can't stop this

Fiery hotness in the tropics

Now the singer's about the change the topic

You can listen to the hook while I wash this

You don't have to be good

At what you do you suck so hard

You just need confidence

And the right squad to surround you

Make sure to get the singer

And the guy yelling ho

Ooh legendary status like Socrates

Nobody sees your mediocrity

You can be with some confidence

A legend like Socrates

Nobody it's just common sense

Is gonna see your mediocrity

You can be with some confidence

A legend like Socrates

Nobody it's just common sense

Is gonna see your mediocrity

Guest artist number two

You never heard of me son

But I'm better than the others ones for some reason

Have we made it to three minutes no

Let's talk about the weather however long we need

To get the verse finished

Sometimes it's rainy sometimes it's not

Hmm that's about all that I've got

How was traffic today it was drastic I'd say

Ooh that s**t is classic but hardly tragic touché

Did you take Route 1 yeah I did

Gave me more pain than a poo stain

Made it to the bridge and my check is here

Mic drop record stop best verse of the year

They told us that we need a bridge

So I'll just sing about some snacks ooh yeah

No one listens to this part anyway

I like the cheesy ones

I never read the depressing nutrition facts no nooo

You don't have to be good

At what you do your mom's ashamed

You just need confidence

And the right squad to surround you

Make sure to get the singer

And the guy yelling ho

Ooh legendary status like Socrates

Nobody sees your mediocrity

You can be with some confidence

A legend like Socrates

Nobody it's just common sense

Is gonna see your mediocrity

You can be with some confidence

A legend like Socrates

Nobody it's just common sense

Is gonna see your mediocrity