You're a mean one Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr Grinch
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel
You're a monster Mr Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty nine and a half foot pole
You're a vile one Mr Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Mr Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile
You're a rotter Mr Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots Mr Grinch
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce
You nauseate me Mr Grinch
With a nauseous super naus
You're a crooked dirty jockey
And you drive a crooked horse Mr Grinch
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots
You're a foul one Mr Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk Mr Grinch
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows and I quote stink stank stunk
