And now it's time for

Silly Songs with Larry,

the part of the show

where Larry comes out

and sings a silly song.

Got the munchies on that fateful night,

round eight 'o clock.

So I phoned in a pizza for delivery.

But I had a feeling that

something wasn't right,

'cause I waited for hours and...

no pizza.

I set the table

with a paper plate

How would I know that it'd be late?

It's taken so long, where could it be?

Had a thirty minute guarantee

Pizza Angel, please come to me

Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey

Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees

You're my number one pie from Sicily!

Did it get lost?

Did they just forget?

Should I have ordered on the internet?

Ready for dinner, now I'm not so sure

I think my soda's room temperature

Pizza Angel, please come to me

(Come to me!)

Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey

Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees

(On my knees!)

And don't forget to

add my favorite anchovies!

(Yeah, yeah, yeah...)

I was concerned for my delivery

Eight little slices of heaven for me

Can't stop thinking it

would make me smile

When I taste my first Chicago style

Going crazy while I pace the floor

Then my heart skipped

When I heard the door!

...

I opened the door in e pectation,

but it was the saddest sight I ever saw.

I could still smell

the sweet aroma of deep dish

goodness...

but the bo was empty.

The house number was broken,

so I couldn't find you.

I was getting

kind of hungry so I...

ate your pizza.

Sorry about that.

You don't need to tip me or anything.

Pizza Angel, please come to me

(Come to me!)

Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey

Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees

(On my knees!)

You'll live forever in my memory!

Pizza Angel, please come to me

(Come to me!)

Tomato sauce, and cheese so gooey

Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees

(On my knees!)

I will miss you for eternity!

I'll never forget you,

Pizza Angel.