Kon?
Teri maut hahaha...
Mitti se uthe paani se bane
Tu hai kya teri aukaat kya hai
Bandar ke vansaj bata de
Teri bhookh kya hai
Teri pyaas kya hai
Ek rehpte mein teri yaadast bhula di jaayegi
Chalte firte cartoon se teri laash bana di jayegi
Kaan pe thapad maar maar
Tera itna khoon bahaaunga
Ke cofee aur biscuit khila ke
Tera raktdaan karwanuga
Tujhe shabkosh padhwaunga
Gande gande shabdon ka arth
Asliyat mein samjhaunga
Haathon ki kaarigari se
Teri jeevat bhoot banaunga
Tujhe sadko pe nachwaaunga
Jaane de galti huyi
Main bhi bhagwaan ka bacha hoon
Ye tere raham ki bheekh mangne se
Pehle hi main bata doon
Ke daanav hoon bhagwaan nahi
Baby Ravan hoon main Ram nahi
Aankhein barasti nahi tarasti hain
Tarsati nahi ye hanssti hain
Aandhi toofaano mein bhi kabhi
Ye palkein nahi japakati hain
Sochega tu kyun hai yahan
Teri soch yaha tujhe laayi hai
Chal bete ghoda ban'na ji
Laaj ki ghadi teri aayi hai
Johnny Johnny?
Yes papa.
Badmash banoge?
No papa.
Chal tere pebandh ki aaj
Todni angdaayi hai
Kamzoron pe atyachaar dhane wale
(Teri kya ghalati hai)
Ladkiyon ko satane wale
(Teri kya ghalati hai)
Samaaj mein dar failane wale
(Teri kya ghalati hai)
Ye toh bas meri hi ghalati hai
Ke teri ghalati ghalati nahi
Tujhe lagati ab manmarzi hai
Ab ye meri khudgazi hai
Ki teri galtiyon ki sajaa
Tujhe is janam mein hi bhugatni hai
Na mujhe raham na mujhe sharam
Main toh dand-dosh samajhta hoon
Tere jaiso ki harkaton ko main toh
Raahukaal barasta hoon
Kyun ki daanav hoon bhagwaan nahi
Baby Ravan hoon main ram nahi
Main thik nahi main jo karta hoon ghalat hai
Mere bol thik nahi mera bartaav ghalat hai
Mere karam ghalat hain!
Kyun ki ye waqt ghalat hai
Inn logon ke iraade
Ye mahaul ghalat hai
Ye waqt ghalat hai
Main inse bhi upar jaaunga
Inse se bhi ghalat ban jaaunga
Inke hi tareeqon se innhein
Berahami se samjhaunga
Ke kaali raat ke saaye main
Kaale kurche jo karte ho
Vo kitna ghalat hai
Ye waqt ghalat hai
Main toh yunhi chalta jaaunga
Duniya mein bura kahlaaunga
Par tujhe seekh de jaaunga
Phir tu bhi puchne aayega
Ke main hoon konsa teer
Main phir wahi kah jaaunga
Kyun ki daanav hoon bhagwaan nahi
Baby Ravan hoon main ram nahi
