I was sitting there in a comfortable chair
And that was all that I needed
Then my friend offered me a drink for us to share
And that was all that I needed
Well then I felt at ease
But then I'm not too hard to please
I guess you couldn't call me greedy
Then I was shocked to look up
And see rita hayworth there in a place so seedy
She walked into the bar with her long red curly hair
And that was all that I needed
And I said to my friend
"good god we're lucky men just to even see her"
Take take take
Take take take
Take take take
And I could not resist
I just had to get close to her
And that was all that I needed
I walked and loomed around her table for a while
And that was all that I needed
Then I said i hate to bug you ma'am
But can I have your autograph
And that was all that I needed
She pressed her lips against a white piece of paper
And that was all that I needed
Then I saw what she wrote my heart is in my mouth
And that was all that I needed
Then she handed it to me
And I think that she could see
That that was all that I needed
I started to walk away but then I remembered
'Hey I forgot to get a picture'
So I asked her one more time
Could I have another favor
That was all that I needed
She was kind and posed with me
Then I knew my friend would see my celebrity meeting
Take take take
Take take take
Take take take
She turned and said to me I need to go to sleep
And it seemed so mean
It's almost as if she could not appreciate
How cool I was being
She said good night and walked away
And I didn't know what to say
I just couldn't believe it
Well it's just not fair
I want to get a piece of hair
That was all that I needed
Or maybe a kiss on the cheek
I wouldn't wash it for a week
That would be all that I needed
But she didn't even care
That I was even there
What a horrible feeling
