Girl, I know you left me, but there was something I forgot to show you.
Check it out, baby girl, you left me Oh no, we broke up And it's been a while since we last spoke But I need another chance, can you give me that?
Cause there's something in my pants I could win you back
I want to be your man again.
But you love me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you never call a girl.
You ain't seen my balls.
You ain't seen my balls.
You ain't seen my balls
My balls are so awesome, don't get me started.
They're so damn big.
How big are they?
They're so big, it's really obnoxious.
It's like two Ewoks chillin' in my boxers.
They're so big, I can't hold them back.
Even Cartman's like...
Damn, those are fat.
They're so big, they'll run over your feet.
That's why when they back up, you hear a beep, beep.
And how can I be subtle when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me that Epcot's sinner looks at him with jealousy.
In fact, when you see them on the street, they'll fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.
I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back, cause my balls are so big they got an opening act.
You ain't seen my balls
My balls are so epic but I ain't boastin' Cause they have an effect on the tides and the ocean
And when the sun's right, it might cause a total solar eclipse of my balls.
Because these things are where it's happening.
And when I whip them out, you'll take me back again.
Should I compare him to a brontosaurus?
No, excuse me, I'm on the chorus.
I...
I got what you need.
And you said you'll never call.
But girl, you ain't seen these balls.
Here we go.
I want to be your man again.
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you never called a girl.
You ain't seen my You ain't seen my You ain't seen my
You ain't seen my.
You ain't seen my.
You ain't seen my.
You ain't seen my, you, you, you, you ain't seen my girl.
You ain't seen my balls.
You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls
You, you, you, you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls.
You ain't seen my balls.
You ain't seen my boss You ain't seen my boss You ain't seen my boss You ain't seen my boss
You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls
Told you you'd be back.
You must have forgot.
You must have had Balsimers.
Ha ha.
