I don't know if you're aware but your kids suck ass
If you need someone to whip 'em then ha just ask 'cause
They ain't as perfect as you say they is
They ain't perfect at all
You're raising bebe's kids
I'm sorry i don't know you
I don't mean to get pissy
But you need to discipline your bratty kids you hippy
Like c'mere you little jerk
Taste the back of my palm
But you ain't my daddy
Nah but i'm doing your mom
Now i know you think they're angels
But they're driving me insane
I'll punch a baby in the face
Just for cryin' on a plane
Cause i don't mess around
You need to control 'em or i'll lose it
But i made you a drawing
Shut the f**k up kid that's stupid
Now i'm a get my truck
I'm a load all my boys in back
I'm a find out where you live and break all your toys in half
And i know it ain't your birthday
But when nobody's lookin'
I'm a give you a little present
What an ass whoopin'
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I never ever thought i'd say a kid deserved to get hit but it's obvious time out ain't working for shit
Yeah i've seen your parenting style it ain't all that
You gotta hit the little brat with a whiffle ball bat
'cause this is obviously more than just a youthful rebellion
You gotta belt the little hellions with a belt when they're yellin'
'cause you don't want me to do it
'cause i'll paint their little brains all over the wall
When i spank 'em with a chainsaw
And why are they acting wild and loose
If they deserve the ass whoopin' it ain't child abuse
When i'm tryin' to buy groceries and they're muckin' up my style
They're like drunkin' little midgets runnin' up and down the aisle
Touching everything in sight and geez for christ's sake
I think one of 'em just stuck his little p**s in my cake
And now i'm a have to put it back and get a new one and it bugs me
But mommy says i'm beautiful
Shut the f**k up kid you're ugly
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I can't stand kids misbehaving running around and disobeying
All they need is a kick in the pants
A punt in the butt
A lesson that will finally shut 'em up
Please let me whip your children
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I'm gonna whip i gotta whip
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I gotta whip
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Or get em out of the way
Oh come on people it's a joke
We would never hit anyone's kid come on
I love kids
Come here and give me a hug you little rugrats
Hey what what the what
