Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
It was this blind man right,
it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the
street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market,
you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha
You like that s t man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that s t man
Hey I'll tell you what
We'll all have a good time
We'll pull on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try
on the mike I'll tell you all
these motherf kin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like
that, hey help me sing it homeboy
Said colt 45 and two zigzags
baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
like cheech and chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint,
pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell
flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83
Cadillac coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just
don't sell, I bet my caddy will
Well it was just sundown
in small white town
They call it east side Palmdale
When the Afroman walked
through the white land
Houses went up for sale
Well I was standing on the
corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
Because I didn't know her daddy
was the leader of the Ku Klu Klan
We f ked on the bed
F ked on the floor
F ked so long I grew a f kin' afro
Then I f ked to the left (left)
F ked to the right (right)
She sucked my d k 'til
the s t turned white
Thought to myself sheeba sheeba
Got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped
out the back window
But her daddy he was
waitin' with a two by four
He beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The motherf ker whooped
my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
Thats the best damn p y I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna f k that
b h just one more time
Said colt 45 and two zigzags
baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
like cheech and chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint,
pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell
flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83
Cadillac coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just
don't sell, I bet my caddy will
I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but
damn she looked good
I took her to my house
because she was fine
But she whipped out a d k
that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
Never made love with an African
I f ked her once, f ked her twice
I ate that p y like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the
stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, p y was lunch
Then her titties busted
open with Hawaiian punch
I met colonel sanders wife
in the state of Kentucky
Said I'll fry some chicken
if you'd just f k me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret
blend of herbs and spices
Said colt 45 and two zigzags
baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech
and chong (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessey
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and
said yes miss daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that p y in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I
f k that b h again
Met a real black girl
down in south Carolina
F ked her until she
turned into a white Albina
F ked this h r in Iowa
I f ked her on credit, so I owe her
F ked this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man
I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful se y hoe
She just ran across the border of Me ico
Fine young thing said her names Maria
I wrapped her up just
like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry
when she get deported
Said colt 45 and two zigzags
baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
like cheech and chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint,
pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell
flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83
Cadillac coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just
don't sell, I bet my caddy will
