If I had a fine white horse

I'd take it for a ride today

But since I have no fine white horse inside I'll have to stay

And empty all the chamber pots

And scrub the floors as such

But whats there to do on a fine white horse

It seems to me not much

If I had a wooden boat

I'd take it for a sail today

But since I have no wooden boat inside I'll have to stay

And catch and kill the mice

And pluck the chickens for the cook

But whats there to do on a wooden boat

But sit up straight and look

And worry our boat will start to drift

And float us out to sea

And land us on an isle of gold

Oh dear oh dearie me

If I had a chambermaid

I'd take you out to play today

They say that there is a maze

Where once you enter there you stay

For certain we'd get lost

And they'd come looking for our bones

And find us late next week

And bring us tea and scones

But what if there's a clan of trolls a'campin 'neath a tree

Oh what if there's a pirate cave

Oh dear oh dear oh dearie me

If I wasn't so afraid

I'd take you out the door today

But talking birds and tales of fairies

Keep me scared away

And yes I promise not to tell

What else is there although

If in the maze you chance to see

A garden guarded by a tree

And meet a bird who speaks to me

Then come and tell my fine white horse

And me