Dearly beloved it is my pleasure to say unto thee

Welcome to Heaven oh- oh

Where the virtuous reside 24/ 7 oh- oh

People are happy that they died

'Cause here we got no worries got no burglaries no strife

It's the perfect afterlife

Welcome to Heaven oh- oh

Check out our sick décor the spirits leaven oh

Please keep your brimstone off the floor

We've got the best and brightest the politest of the lot

And everyone is hot

Gosh I'm so pleased to show some outsiders around

After you see around you'll never wanna go back down

Of course it is just temporary

I'm sorry you can't stay

'Cause every single day in Heaven is a happy day

Welcome to Heaven yeah