The icecaps they say are shrinkin' away
Goodbye to the polar bear
I know what you're thinkin'
The whole world is sinkin'
But there's no need to despair
Let's burn coal, boycott solar
We're gonna make polar
The hottest post code anywhere
Soon the Arctic will be
Like a hundred degrees
Tell me who wants to buy a timeshare?
Here comes the sea-ea-ea
Here comes the sea-ea-ea
With sea levels rising
I'm advertising
One month's rent for free
Arctic housing once was cold
This two bed two bath will soon be sold
Invest in scuba
Goodbye to Cuba
Here comes the sea
I know the world is getting much hotter
But this is no time for cheers
If all of the glaciers melt
Then the water will drown us in fifty years
Opinion is forming
It's clear global warming
Is something we'll have to embrace
Pollution can't keep on
'Cause when all the land's gone --
We'll have to start living in space!
Here comes the sea-ea-ea ominously-ee-ee
Can we stop pretending
The world isn't ending
And do something useful, please?
You see, the ice reflects the sun and it cools down everyone
Forget housing bubbles
We're in real troubles
Here comes the sea
Here comes the sea-ea-ea
It fills me with glee-ee-ee
When glaciers are dying everyone's buying
New beach property
Location is the golden rule
And we've got
The world's most spacious pool
Did I mention it's heated
No credit needed
Here's your new key
The coral is bleaching
Please, no more preaching
Renters will vanish
Just like Atlantis
We don't have long here
I think you're wrong, dear
It's time to flee
Because here-ere-ere
Co-o-omes the sea
Or your money back guaranteed!
