I am the very model of a cartoon individual

My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical

I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read

From wicked puns and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head

I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette

Then smack the villain with a fish, I know my cartoon etiquette

I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright!

Then make up with flowers made of real, exploding dynamite

When in a jam I just yell "Stop"

And villains in their tracks are froze

Then I sneak up, and utter "Start",

And take my hands and honk their nose

I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchical progeny

From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny

To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries

Like Outer Space, and Desert Scapes and Himalayan Eateries

From this bag here, why I can pull must anything imaginable

Like office desks, and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal

You see we're not just comical, unusual, and whimsical

We are the very model of cartoon individuals!