Excuse me, ma'am, is this thing yours?

It's just I saw those purple claws

I couldn't help but notice they're the same shade as this shell

A griffin, ha? No way, José

Let's serve it poached with hollandaise

The egg is not for eating (we could fry it up as well)

Besides lil' sis, it isn't hers (but she's got wings)

And she's got fur

And mammals don't lay eggs unless they are a monotreme

A monotreme? (Like platypi, Echidnas too, I think)

Hey, guys, it isn't mine (I knew it, darn)

Let's scramble it with cream

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And this thing has got scales like a snake

Could be a dragon or a drake

It must belong to that guy or at least his wife or spouse

Excuse me, pal (oh, hi there, hun)

It's Benedict from season one

Eggs Benedict, you say? (Please, Wakko)

Keep it in your mouth

Hey, Benny-boy, is this your son?

'Fraid not, young friends, I'm not the one

I tread the boards alone, an actor lives a life of pain

Oh, please! Forget we asked (he's such a bore)

So maybe it's a manticore

That egg is looking tasty (we could make a Quiché Lorraine)

Oh, oh, oh

Yes

Got it

Nice save there, Gorgon, thanks a bunch

Oh, it's not mine, but I missed lunch

Well, so did I, you give it here

They're gonna start a riot

Yo, Sasquatch, Hydra, Pegasus you too

Three heads of Cerebus

Don't eat that egg (we're starving)

I've got a knife for carving

I guess, I'm going on a diet

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