I guess I'll have to change my plan
I should have realized there'd be another man
I overlooked that point completely
Until the big affair began
Before I knew where I was at
I found myself upon the shelf and that was that
I tried to reach the moon but when I got there
All that I could get was the air
My feet are back upon the ground
I lost the one girl I'd found
I guess I'll have to change my plan
I should have realized there'd be another man
Why did I buy those pajamas darling
Before the big big affair began
My boiling point is much to low
For me to try to be a fly Lothario
I think I'll crawl right back and into my shell
Living in a personal hell
I'll have to change my plan around
I've lost the one girl I found
