kya bol raa tha?
bhaaiyon ke beech mein jo aaye uski khayr ni
baathen inki phaltu sir naa pair ni
whatsapap vays not haai court kee dhamkee nahi
uda ke parindon ke par kare phire ni
bhaaiyon ke beech mein jo aaye uski khayr ni
baathen inki phaltu sir naa pair ni
whatsapap vays not haai court kee dhamkee nahi
uda ke parindon ke par kare phire ni
abe phod seyel ko
bhaaiyon ke beech mein jo aaye uski maa ka
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jheeb bhar karthaa hua sidhe aa
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bhaaiyon ke beech mein jo aaye uski khayr ni
baathen inki phaltu sir naa pair ni
whatsapap vays not haai court kee dhamkee nahi
uda ke parindon ke par kare phire ni
teri khaal ko masala chaahiye to
jo bhee dil mein hai khul ke zaraa kahie to
bol naa
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bhaaiyon ke beech mein jo aaye uski khayr ni
baathen inki phaltu sir naa pair ni
whatsapap vays not haai court kee dhamkee nahi
uda ke parindon ke par kare phire ni
sirf 5 foot 4 aur too dhamkee detaa hai
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vo bhee 150 mein
bhaaiyon ke beech mein jo aaye uski khayr ni
baathen inki phaltu sir naa pair ni
whatsapap vays not haai court kee dhamkee nahi
uda ke parindon ke par kare phire ni
bhaaiyon ke beech mein jo aaye uski khayr ni
baathen inki phaltu sir naa pair ni
whatsapap vays not haai court kee dhamkee nahi
uda ke parindon ke par kare phire ni
abe phod seyel ko
bhaaiyon k beech mein jo aaye uski maa ka
tere bhaaee ka naam kya hai?
bali
bhaaiyon ke liye to hum jaan dete hai
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jo vella uchle uske muh par dakaar dete hai