I'm a psycho, pale germaphobe

Don't, don't, don't, don't touch me

The sun is burning me!

I can't stand sunlight

It's been ten years since I've been outside

You can take a pic, but don't come near me

(Ooh-whoa, ooh-whoa, ooh-whoa)

My skin is translucent, I look like a Skrillex mutant

Get this vampire away from me (hey, hey, hey, hey)

I don't need your judgment

The guy from Nickelback is my husband

I get enough s**t already (your husband's music sucks!)

I used to be punk rock, but now, I'm trying to act J-pop

My career's dead, someone help me (hey, hey, hey, hey)

This video's so bad, the lyrics are so sad

That Hello Kitty has banned me

I am so immature, dressed up like I am four

Am I a rocker or anime?

I'm so co-co-confused

You stole my haircut and skin tone

And my dubstep style, you ho

This song is a horrible joke

These lyrics fit on a Post-It note

This vid is so racist

Made my dancers look cloned and brainless

'Cause they all look alike to me (is this b***h serious?)

Paid them tons of money to stereotype their country

We bring dishonor to family (hey, hey, hey, hey)

Calm down, Ms. Levine, I don't carry disease

You look extremely sickly

Someone kill this guy dead, he just touched my forehead

Get me disinfected right now, please

I, I, I, I can't breathe!

Why are you moving like a cartoon?

Because that's what Japanese girls do

They all clap their hands and sound like this

Get out of here, you damn racist

Avril, you must stop this, everybody hates it

Even more than they despise Nickelback

I think we were way off, Dubstep J-pop's not hot

The way back to the top is rap

Gre-gre-gre-great idea