Love doesn′t last forever, it will die and break your heart

And you can't have a sexual awakening without tearing lives apart

Take your mom for granted and you′ll lose her in due time

The only way to dull life's pain is get stoned out of your mind

Woo!

Life is a f****d up mess

Life is a f****d up mess

Life is a f****d up mess

Oh it's a s**t show

Never share your feelings or life will kick you in the face

Sometimes everything moves so fast you throw up all over the place

Children grow up and abandon you to die broken and alone

Scallops take you to paradise but your asshole will atone

Woo!

Life is a f****d up mess (People are horrible)

Life is a f****d up mess

Life is a f****d up mess

Oh it′s a s**t show (It′s all just heartbreak and misery)

Life is a f****d up mess

Life is a f****d up mess (No one is truly happy)

Life is a f****d up mess

And it doesn't get any better when you′re dead (Ha-ha-ha)