The theatuh the theatuh

What's happened to the theatuh

Especially where dancing is concerned

Chaps who did taps

Aren't tapping anymore

They're doing choreography

Chicks who did kicks

Aren't kicking anymore

They're doing choreography

Helps who did steps

That would stop the show

In days that used to be

Through the air they keep flying

Like a duck that is dying

Instead of dance

It's choreography

Chaps who did taps

Aren't tapping anymore

They're doing choreography

Jakes who did breaks

Aren't kicking anymore

Aren't doing choreography

Queens with routines

That would stop the show in days that used to be

One and all they're not chancing

What we used to call dancing

They're busy doing choreography

One and all keep us guessing

What the heck they're expressing

Instead of dance it's choreography choreography choreography