Driving down the interstate

Running thirty minutes late

Singing Margaritaville

and minding my own

Some foreign car driver dude

with the road rage attitude

Pulled up beside me

talking on his cell phone

He started yelling at me

like I did something wrong

He flipped me the bird

an' then he was gone

Some beach

Somewhere

There's a big umbrella casting

shade over a empty chair

Palm trees are growing and

a warm breezes a blowing

I picture myself right there

On Some beach, somewhere

I circled the parking lot

trying to find a spot

Just big enough I could

park my old truck

A man with a big cigar

was getting into his car

I stopped and I waited

for him to back up

From out of no where a Mercedes Benz

Came cruising up and whipped right in

Some beach

Somewhere

There's no where to go when

you got all day to get there

There's cold margaritas and hot

Senioritas smiling with long dark hair

On some beach

Somewhere

I sat in that waiting room

It seemed like all afternoon

The nurse finally said

doc's ready for you

you're not gonna feel a thing

we'll give you some novocain

That tooth will be fine

in a minute or two

But he stuck that needle

down deep in my gum

And he started drilling

before I was numb

Some beach

Somewhere

There's a beautiful sunset

burning up that atmosphere

There's music and dancing

and lovers romancing

In the salty evening air

On some beach

Somewhere

On some beach,

somewhere