ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW
HIT THE ROAD ON A MI SSION
TO SLURP FREE BREW AND
GO FU ZZY FLOUN DER FI SHIN'
KAY JEES ON THE HI -FI
AND THE KEG WAS BO TTOM LESS
UN TIL WE BROUGHT
SKIP O' POT TO MUS
AND DA DDY'S GO NNA GET SOME
PROBA BLY UN DE RAGE AND DUMB
AND E VERY BO DY KNOWS THAT
THE DA DDY EATS HIS YOUNG
LU PUS IN THE LA VA TO RY
MA KING A BIG STINK
MA CING UP THE TOI LET SEAT
AND POO PING IN THE SINK
M S G'S TANKED UP
AND WI ZZIN' IN A CUP
WAI TING FOR A SPRIN KLE GE NIE
TO COME AND DRINK IT UP
'COS I'M THE ONE BO TTLE WI LLY
WITH THE TWELVE HORSE ALE
AF TER THAT I GET
SI LLY LIKE SOU PY SALES
NOW IT'S MID NIGHT AND
I'M COM PLETE LY BOO FY BLI TZED
A SIX OF SHLITZ AND
THE JEW BREW MA NI SCHE WITZ
WITH MY BEER TIN TED GLA SSES
I'M REA DY TO BI TTY BA TTLE
I'M HUN GRY LIKE THE WOLF BUT
I'LL END UP TEN DING CA TTLE 'COS
YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
HERE SHE COMES
A FUN KY FRIED CU TIE
MIS TER JI MMY POP ALI IS
GO NNA GET SOME BOO TY
'COS I'M MIS TER MC FEE LIE
WITH A SPEE DY DE LI VE RY
YOU'D THINK I WAS A DITCH THE
WAY THIS CHICK WAS DI GGIN' ME
BUT MAY BE I SHOULD
CHECK AND SEE
IF THIS IS WHERE I WA NNA BE
HEY LU PUS IS SHE CUTE
AW WHAT DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE
PRO BABLY GO ING HOME A LONE
AND IT WOUL DN'T BE THE FIRST
TIME THAT I GAVE A DOG A BONE
PLUS BEAU TY IT'S ON LY SKIN DEEP
IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE BE HOL DER
AND MY BE HOL DER'S
A BOUT TO TWEAK
I COULD TAP THAT BA RREL
IN FACT I KNOW I CAN
IT'S A MÉ NAGE À TROIS
YOU AND ME AND HEI NE KEN 'COS
YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
RE GRETS I'VE HAD A FEW
FIRST AND FORE MOST
FOR THE SAKE
OF CON VER SA TION WE'LL
YOU CAN CALL IT BIG BONED
I PRE FER TO CALL IT GUT
YOU'RE BU DDHA YOU'RE SHA MU
YOU'RE JA BBA THE FU CKIN' HUTT
YOU HAD HAR POON SCARS
AND YOUR BOO BIES WERE HAI RY
I SMELT TU NA MELT
BUT I WA SN'T GO NNA WO RRY
IT WAS THREE A. M.
AND I WA SN'T GE TTIN' SQUAT
SO I ROLLED YOU UP IN FLOUR
AND AIMED IT FOR THE WET SPOT
I WAS BU TTE RING ROLLS LIKE
A SOUP KI TCHEN CHRIS TIAN THEN
IT HIT ME SOME THING BIT ME
WHILE MY LI TTLE ROD WAS FI SHIN'
I WAS DEEP SEA FI SHING
I TOOK A FAT CHANCE BUT HOW
WAS I SU PPOSED TO KNOW THAT
JA BBER JAWS LIVED IN YOUR PANTS
AT THAT JUNC TION
I CAME TO RE A LIZE
THAT ON LY FRANK PER DUE
LIKES THIGHS THAT SIZE
THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL
YOU YOU
YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
YOU'RE PRE TTY WHEN I'M DRUNK