” All right you chipmunks ready to sing your new song ”
“ I ' ll say we are Let ' s get this over with '
“ Okay Squeaky ”
” Okay ”
” Okay Thagadore ”
” Okay ”
” Okay Melvin Melvin MEEEELLLLVVVVIIIIINNNNN “
” Relax old man Jesus ”
Christmas chipmunks sing each year
Squeaky rodents hurt your ears
We ' ll sing bad till Christmas past
Hurry Christmas pass real fast
We ' re a pain to listen to
Been around since ' 62
You could hardly stand us then
Now here we come again
Ah boys excuse me
You can hardly stand to hear
Three weasels every year
” All right you know that ' s not how it goes boys ”
“ Ah that ' s how it goes now pops ”
” Lets cool it with the ad-libbing and give it one more try ”
“ I ' m sorry who ' s the artist here ”
“ You know you guys could all be used in shampoo testing ”
“ What would you know about shampoo
” Nice rug ”
“ Oh yeah that looks real ”
“ I tell you Melvin I got a friend in the research lab
That would pay top dollar for a gerbil like you ”
“ Could he get me some Viagra ”
“ You want an ear growing out of your back pal ”
“ You wouldn ' t dare ”
“ Let ' s shake and bake man ”
“ You want me to let the cat in here ”
“ I ' ll do it ”
“ I ' ve been wanting to do it for years ”
“ That ' s impressive ”
“ That goes for all of ya ”
“ That ' s it I ' m going to fire up the barbeque ”
“ Oooooh
Ariva derci Melvin
You little jerk
