The whole world is watching me

As I light up the TV screen

My life a parade

But Ie got it made

I hope everyone will see

I want my ratings to go up

I hope you all wish me luck

I act like I care

About your welfare

And I pretend I stay in touch

I want to be on your good side

Ie got nowhere else to hide

Everything that you hear

May not be sincere

At least my voice is amplified

I think my credibility has gone away

The colors on your television will turn gray

I make a living while I exploit everyone

I never thought this way of life would be so fun

Please come onto my talk show

I share everything I know

Please come onto my talk show

I share everything I know

I think my credibility has gone away

The colors on your television will turn gray

I make a living while I exploit everyone

I never thought this way of life would be so fun

Please come onto my talk show

I share everything I know

Please come onto my talk show

I share everything I know