haan. mushkil he apana mail priye
ye pyaar nahin he khel priye
mushkil he apana mail priye
ye pyaar nahin he khel priye
em e first divizan tum
main hua metric fail priye, fail priye
mushkil he apana mail priye
ye pyaar nahin he khel priye
hamm hunn.
tum afasar kii beti
main frustration kaa betaa hoon
tum rabari kheer malai ho
main to sattu sapreta hoon
main to sattu sapreta hoon
tum e. si. ghar main rahati ho
main ped ke neeche leta hoon
tum nai maaruti lagati ho
main scooter lambreta hoon
haan scooter lambreta hoon
are is kadar agar ham chup chhupaakar
aapas main prem badhayenge
to ek rose tere daddy amrish puri ban jaayenge
aa hamm.
sab haddi pasli tod priye
bhijwa denge wo jail priye
mushkil he apana mail priye
ye pyaar nahin he khel priye
are. tum diwaali kaa bonus ho
main bhukho kii hadtaal
tum idris kii biryani ho
main kankad vaali daal
tum tum tum hiran chaukaree bharti ho
main hoon kachhue kii chaal
tum chandan van kii lakdi ho
main hoon babul kii chaal
main hoon babul kii chaal
main pake aam sa lataka hoon
mat maaro mujhe gulel priye
mushkil he apana mail priye
ye pyaar nahin he khel priye
hoe hoe.
main shani-dev jaisaa kurup
tum komal kanchan kaaya ho
main tan se man se koyala hoon
tum maha chanchala maaya ho
tum nirmal paavan ganga
main jalataa hua patanga
tum raaj ghat kaa shanti march
main hindu-muslim danga
tum ho punam kaa tajmahal
main kaali gufa ajanta kii
tum ho vardaan vidhta kaa
main galati hoon bhagavanta kii
tum nai videshi mixi ho
main pathar kaa silbetta
tum e ke-santalis jaisi
main to ek desi katta
haan desi desi katta
tum mukt sherni jangal kii
main chidyaghar kaa bhaaluu
are suno, are suno
are suno suno suno suno naa piya
tum hansee maadhuri dikshit kii
main puliceman kii gaali
main dhabas ke dhaanche jaisaa
tum paanch sitara hotel
main mahue kaa desi tharra
tum red label kii bottle
tum mtv kaa madhur geet
main Dd2 kii jhaadi hoon
tu vishwa sundari si kamaal
main divya chhap kabadi hoon
tum satta kii maharani ho
main vipaksh kii lachaari hoon
tu kohli kaa viraat shatak
main phalo-on kii pari hoon
are baap re.
mujhako reffri hi rahane do
mat khelo mujhase khel priye
das manzil se gir jaaounga
mat aage mujhe dhakel priye
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ye pyaar nahin he khel priye] x 3
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