(Received August 9th at 4:29 AM

I was very lucky tonight to meet you Brittany

Yeah I don′t want you to think that I'm a psychopathic maniac

Trying to stalk you or anything like that

It′s nothin' like that

Brittany, I love you)

Yeah, I did it again

Out with my friends

It's becoming a trend

How was I to know

By sayin′ hello

You′d never leave me alone

Your stage five voicemails are so maniac

I guess you missed the message

I'm not calling you back

So come on out of the bushes

I see you there I ain′t stupid

Get a life, get out of mine

'Cause I′m gettin' tired

Of my not so secret admirer

At least you′re dressed to impress

Got your camouflage vest

Doing your G.I. Joe best

Are you some kind of freak

What did you think

That you might sneak a peek?

You're not quite as stealth as you think you are

I see your mom's Ford Focus

In my neighbor′s yard

(So come on out of the bushes)

So come on out of the bushes

I see you there I ain′t stupid

Get a life, get out of mine

'Cause I′m gettin' tired

Of my not so secret admirer

(Well, I′m just rattling on now

I won't call you anymore because

I don′t want you to think I'm stalkin' you or anything

I don′t wanna scare you

This good ole boy here in Nashville, loves you

And I don′t even know you)

Sometimes us girls are just tryin' to be polite

But sometimes you boys take it as

Follow me home tonight

So come on out of the bushes

I see you there I ain′t stupid

Get a life, get out of mine

'Cause I′m gettin' tired

Get a life, get out of mine

′Cause I'm gettin' tired

Of my not so secret admirer

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