Standing on a golf course

Dressed in P V C

I chanced upon a Golf Girl

Selling cups of tea

Asked me did I want one

Asked me with a grin

For three pence you can buy one

Full right to the brim

Of course I had to have one

In fact I ordered three

So I could watch the Golf Girl

See she fancied me

And later on the golf course

After drinking tea

It started raining golf balls

She protected me

Her name was Pat

And we sat under a tree

She kissed me

We go for walks

In fine weather

All together

On the golf course

We talk in morse

Standing on a golf course

Dressed in P V C

I chanced upon a Golf Girl

Selling cups of tea

Asked me did I want one

Asked me with a grin

For three pence you can buy one

Full right to the brim

Of course I had to have one

In fact I ordered three

So I could watch the Golf Girl

See she fancied me

And later on the golf course

After drinking tea

It started raining golf balls

She protected me

Her name was Pat

And we sat under a tree

She kissed me