A man who'd wish you'd be careful

Met the man who just didn't care

They went to the house

Of the man or a mouse

And met the mailman there

A man with a plan

A man on a mission

A man who could do no wrong

They all stood around in the kitchen

And sang the following song

I drink beer to improve my mind

End the war

Help mankind

Through these dark and trying times

Hey batter batter batter hey batter hey

Swing batter swing

Hey swing away

Swing for the fence

Live for today

Put your life in Jesus hands

Shut your eyes just as tight as you came

And swing like a man like a man like a man

I drink beer to boost retail sales

Save those dolphins

Save those whales

I drink beer for the revolution

Hey batter batter batter hey batter hey

Swing batter swing hey swing away

Swing for the fence

Live for today

Put your life in Jesus hands

Shut your eyes just as tight as you came

And swing like a man like a man like a man

Cuz

We are men

Men we shall we remain

We shall remain

Until we go home

We are men

Men we shall we remain

We shall remain

Until we go home