Johnny, Johnny

I thought you were my real ride or die

You told me you'd always be by my side

We had kids and a fridge with the sauces inside (we had the sauces)

But it turns out that you were telling lies (telling lies)

All I ever wanted is to be a dad (be a dad)

But you took that away and gave it right to Chad

He's so ripped and so hot

How can i compete with that

I'm Humpty Dumpty 'cause you shattered me now let's together sad

Johnny, Johnny

Do you miss me?

Yes papa

Johnny, Johnny

Have you moved on yet?

No papa

Promise me you won't forget me

If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli

Johnny, Johnny

Do you miss me?

Yes papa

Johnny, Johnny

Have you moved on yet?

No papa

Promise me you won't forget me

If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli