Johnny, Johnny
I thought you were my real ride or die
You told me you'd always be by my side
We had kids and a fridge with the sauces inside (we had the sauces)
But it turns out that you were telling lies (telling lies)
All I ever wanted is to be a dad (be a dad)
But you took that away and gave it right to Chad
He's so ripped and so hot
How can i compete with that
I'm Humpty Dumpty 'cause you shattered me now let's together sad
Johnny, Johnny
Do you miss me?
Yes papa
Johnny, Johnny
Have you moved on yet?
No papa
Promise me you won't forget me
If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli
Johnny, Johnny
Do you miss me?
Yes papa
Johnny, Johnny
Have you moved on yet?
No papa
Promise me you won't forget me
If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli