Hey guess where the first ever writing was discovered
Irrrrrrrraq
Each world leader is such a turd eater
He won't write his own words
Fill or touch a bird feeder
I'm tellin' 'em tellin' 'em
Look past the melanin
To unbleached tan skeleton while our skin's still on
Putting the gland back in England
So erudite this very night
From not even just born bald till your hair be white
Clone wars are scored behind closed
Doors according to an unknown source that fears feeling
Try a mug of darjeeling
Ya'll presidents
Here's the deal
False evidence appears real
My passive aggressive massive's impressive
Making go
Duncan hines does a drunken bump n' grind to
Dr Funkenstein
He'll lend me a 10 spot
Or else get a pinch pot
Ashtray on his bday
Now give me a rimshot
Laughter laughter
Side splitting knee slapper
From swollen bowel colin powell
Died sh*tting on the crapper
Tony Blair should send cronies where he'd fight himself
It's only fair
Which he losed at foosball he let loose a moose call
Awooga Awooga
A huguenot caught great white weight height
Beluga sized big balls to call themselves protestant
God is in
Maybe I can be more clearer
Peacekeepers peacekeepers
Can't abide it
Send camera guided heatseekers heatseekers
They shouldn't show their face like
Beekeepers beekeepers
Society always leaves an alien mark
When your man hit the dark land
The sharks pinned up a list
Like a casting call
An archnosynthcalist
In the U K crusade be danger fraught
Fought to make the manger not
Look like a chamber pot
Pot pot potttttttttttttt
Ao
Yeah
Hey guess where the first ever writing was discovered
Iraq