My heart belongs to whom it may concern

And I suppose it's got a lot to learn

But my baby walks my baby talks

She says mama and daddy

And she's been around the block

She's such a fox a fox she stops all the clocks

With her tube tops and those little white socks

I'm here to stake my claim:

I'm in love with what's-her-name

Each day and night I thank the lord above

For sending me a what's-her-name to love

And what's-her-name can't get enough

When we do those things

And especially when we do that stuff

It's fun to be young and dumb

And what's-her-name's the only one

Burning like a duraflame:

I'm in love with what's-her-name

I'm in love with what's-her-name

I'm in love with what's-her-name

I'm in love with what's-her-name

No one's quite the same as what's-her-name

I swear I won't let anyone lay a hand on her

I won't beat her up and I won't abandon her

I won't steal her money

And I won't make fun of her

Cause there's really only one of her now

And now the future's door is open wide

And what's-her-name will be my bride

The world is ours to confuse

So we'll spend hours cultivating controversial views

And if a snag should occur

She's got me and I've got her

I'm mounted in her frame

And I'm in love with what's-her-name

I'm in love with what's-her-name

I'm in love with what's-her-name

I'm in love with what's-her-name

No one's quite the same like what's-her-name

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