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Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

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I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts

I'm Rich I got fat stacks and super PACs

We all know what went down in that 2008 election

You're a decent politician with a winning complexion

You're all Barack but no bite

With no change and we're all still hoping

That you'll shut your mouth

But like Guantanamo Bay they're both open

You're from the city windy 33741,-97)

Where you're looking pretty with your blowhards

But come January

You'll be left evicted and no with 39421,-67)job

Raw rhymes stronger than my jawline when I spit a phrase

Knocking you harder than front doors in my ol' mission days

You see this silver spoon

This dug Mass outta' debt

It took you four years to drop unemployment down below 8%

You feel that Barry

You're old news everyone's having doubts

And your rhymes are as weak as this economy

That you've done nothing about

Call me a vicious business man cause Romney's stealing this race

I'll go Bain Capital on your donkey ass

Restructure your face

They say your father was a great man

You must be what's left

Need to stop hatin' on gays

Let 'em teach you to dress how 72481,-217)

You've got the momma jeans and a Mister Fantastic face

So rich and white it's like I'm running against a cheesecake

Republicans need a puppet and you fit

Got their hands so far up your rear

Call you Mitt

I'm the head of state

You're like a head of cabbage

'Bout to get smacked by my stimulus package

You're a bad man with no chance

You can't even touch me

I got four more years two terms) in the White House

Just trust me

I hoped you saved your best rhymes for the second half

Cause right now

47% I'm 104251,-7)through kicking your ass

Whatever that 40% thing got you real mad

What did it remind you how many decent parents you had

Uh look I respect our religions

Uh but it might get crazy

If the White House has a first

Second and a third lady

Ha Don't bring up wives man What are you doing

You got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing

Uh let me be clear uh don't get it twisted

We'll see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it

Ahhuuhhhaa you're a stuttering communist

Oh yeah We'll you're stupid

You're stupid

Nuh-uh

EERRGGG

EEEERRRR

CAAAWWW

By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird

The President shall not be the shiniest of two turds

You I wanna like you

Dont talk about change just do it

I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it

And you moneybag's you're a pancake you flip-floppity

It's a country not a company

You can't play like Monopoly

I'll properly reach across the aisle and bitch-smack you as equals

Of the people by the people for the people Eagle

"Caww "

Who won

Who's next

You decide

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