Do not disturb my dog on the porch If you are lost then you best get a horse

Do not disturb my goat in the mud Else he'll blame you for a cause in the flood

I know that you do get nice and loose cause we do too

I know that you do get nice and loose cause we do too

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I know that you do get nice and loose cause we do too

I know that you do get nice and loose cause we do too

Do not disturb the lint on my coat Else I'll dump garbage all over your road

Do not disturb the beers in my head Else I'll let skunks in the door of your shed

I know that you do get nice and loose cause we do too

I know that you do get nice and loose cause we do too

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