Heyyyyy 'Ronica.

Ewww...You got a left hand use it

Don't talk mean like that

You'll hurt their feelings

You make my balls so blue

You hurt them badly

You make my balls so blue

They're hangin' sadly

What did they do to you

that you hate them so?

Don't run from me

They're all beat up

like a tackling dummy!

They long for your embrace

They're warm like mittens

They'll curl up on your face

and purr like kittens

You make my balls so blue

Just look at them glow...

We're beggin' you!

Don't make my balls so blue.

Heather? Heather? Open the door.

Oh no, oh no no no!

Open the door!

Oh no, oh no no no!

You make my balls so blue

So please say hello

Hold 'em!

Enfold 'em!

And never let go!

Once you were geeky,

and nerdy,

but they knew

you're dirty.

You've set them

on fire,

Whatever you require they'll do

So take 'em home to meet your parents!

They'll wear a suit and tie

and a fancy collar!

They'll sing a lullaby

La la la la la!

Please make these balls not blue

Just for a while (Can't wait till later)

My pants are rubbin'

like a hot cheese grater!

Look. Booze. Drink!

Aw, thank you so much!

They will protect you

Defend you

Respect you

Befriend you

Like Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh! (Baby baby baby)

They're so blue

My balls will work for you

They will obey ya

They really need rescue

Like Princess Leia

Baby, you gots to come through

Teach them to smile!

You got no clue

How much these two

Depend on you

Please help them through

My balls are in your court!

You make them balls so blue (Yeah)

You make my balls so blue

You make them balls so blue (Oh, ow!)

You make my balls so blue!

You shake them

You quake them (Good god!)

You break (My balls!)

You make my balls so blue

U take em u make em (Look it look at it)

Chrissake them (Look it look at it)

You make my balls so blue

Please make their dreams come true and

make

these

balls

not

blue!